Jeremiah Franklin (stakremix) wrote in future_weep,
Jeremiah Franklin
stakremix
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Those dirty liberals are at it again

For those of you who read newspapers, do you read letters to the editor sometimes?

Do you occasionally see the ramblings of some idiot who doesn't know what they hell they are talking about and do a facepalm? Maybe wonder why this madness wasn't read and then promptly thrown in a trashcan, perhaps as the editorial staff has a good laugh over such stupidity; but instead was given the go-ahead to be printed?

Well have I got a real gem for you then

Global warming isn't real and here is some rock-solid proof that you absolutely cannot deny

For those of you too lazy to click, here is the text of the article:

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two. This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they ? Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.

CONNIE M. MESKIMEN / Hot Springs


Wow, someone get this woman a job at the paper pronto. What investigative reporting

In all seriousness I really hope this is a joke, but if future_weep has taught me anything, it's that this was probably the person's actual opinion
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Oh god Partika's title for champion of crazy editorals has been stolen with absolutely no effort.
I'm pretty sure that's a satire.
See that's what I thought at first

But almost every time I think that about something I am proven wrong